Sun Oct 6 '24 Announcement
over 1 year ago – Sun, Oct 06, 2024 at 01:12:23 PM

Congratulations! The portal is fizzing, the light is glaring...and you've just unlocked two old men who probably smell like leather and cigar smoke.

FORD PINES: THE TRAVELLER

When his peaceful day writing about Quack-quarks (supposedly one of the most important elementary particles of the fabled Duck Matter) is interrupted by an interdimensional portal, and familiar, cacophonic laughter, Ford is the first to recognise what’s happening. 

He had heard rumours of this crazy ‘Cipher Cult’ and their love of tributing the triangular menace down in California but never dared to think the kooks would successfully tear open space-time. Or, at the very least, pop a couple of its stitches. 

With a face like thunder, he took on his ‘travelling’ clothes, and dove in. Whatever happened here, he was going to put it right. Preferably for the last time. 

Now, he’s here in California - carrying a belt of palismans and a somewhat perturbed young frog with him. Armed with a collection of multi-dimensional lasers, a bag of jellybeans and all manner of glyphs astride his jacket, he’s certain that if he and Bill meet again, it’ll be in hell. 

Though he’s personally not convinced of the concept. After spending many years cataloguing alternate dimensions and the fabric of space-time, his hypothesis ultimately- 

Right, right....

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Our Infinity Warrior stands at a whopping 8 inches (20cm) tall and comes complete with Sprig on his bag and a collection of Palismans. With his dramatic, stony-faced stance, it’s obvious that the Traveller really means business. He’s also supplied with an exclusive, extra-large base, with magnets for easy affixing, and a magical light-up infinity mirror - in which his nemesis lurks, ready to strike.

BRASS TACKS STAN

Stan nursed his head as he picked himself up from the Studio Bad Egg Studio floor, muttering all kinds of expletives. He always always seemed to land face-down. If it wasn’t for the Pines family nose he’d have flattened his noggin by now. 

Wait. 

Is that?

Marilyn? 

No way. No freakin’ way. 

The old man went completely silent, and with a Grunkle so fond of his dodgy pick-up lines and trademark Yuck-’em-ups, that was no mean feat. What is he supposed to say? What is he supposed to do? 

He stared blankly at the silver-haired woman across the room. Sure, she’s a little - uh - harpier than he remembered ‘er, but he’d recognise that gold tooth and the snort laugh anywhere. He was already planning to kick that triangle sucker into next week - protecting the kids was second nature to him. But now his ex-wife was here?

Oh, he was gonna kick ass and look great doin’ it. It was time to turn on the seduction and impress the Owl Lady to the extreme. The question was how?

…Well hey, everybody loves a hero, right?

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Commemorating Grunkle Stan with such a distraction was a challenge, but we’re content that our 8” figure is one of the best ways we could do it. When we were drawing out our plans for him, he donned his brass knuckles and told us we ‘sure as hell better make him look good in front of his ex’, and slid us a rather crude pencil sketch on a serviette from Greasy’s Diner. 

We had to rework it quite a bit to get him uh… suitable for sale. But this is the result. Rather than being 100% accurate to Stan himself, this is kinda Stan in his own image. We have to admit it’s super impressive. Rumour has it that even Eda had to fan herself when confronted by it.

Our ENORMOUS 8” tall Buff Stanley comes complete with his shirt torn, glistening muscles on display, and brass knuckles primed, ready to punch that triangle “straight back into next Tuesday! And by next Tuesday I mean space-jail or somethin’.”

GET YOUR FIGURES TODAY! Ford is limited - while you can pick up as many Stans as you like. He ain't passin' up a profit, ya hear?!

GET YOUR OLD MEN NOW!

Already backed? Check your emails - including your spam folder - to unlock combined shipping!

Website keeps crashing or throwing up errors? Keep trying - trust us, it'll get there!

Planning to do terrible, terrible things to the figures? Don't. Ya freaks.

Sun Oct 6 '24 Announcement
over 1 year ago – Sun, Oct 06, 2024 at 12:32:01 PM

Hey!

If you receive this message, we are dead.

...Dead tired of IndieGoGo’s multiple woes across the day. Rumour has it that Bill Cipher, realising that everybody was assembling to defeat him, started pulling out cables, setting fire to servers - all that jazz. Cheeky triangle. 

We’re really sorry and know how frustrating it's been - but we’re back online, and we want to help you unlock the rest of the multiverse for less. As promised, you can now get an old man (or two! Perhaps three?) in your house with reduced shipping if you've already backed the campaign.

If you've already preordered an item from the BYEEE campaign, please check your emails at around 12:45PM PST for a secret link to your latest add-ons. This will unlock a reduced shipping rate for perhaps the most highly anticipated parts of the collection - Ford Pines: The Traveller, Brass Tacks Stan, and the Cipher Shack Pin, and will allow you to add other items from the campaign thus far, too!

This should hopefully reduce confusion about adding more items without charging you double the postage. If you don't get your email, please let us know and we'll get onto you as soon as we can!

Of course, if you haven't backed yet, Ford and Stan will be reaching you at the ordinary time - 1PM PST!

Thanks so much for your patience, your interest in the campaign and for being the amazing fans you are. Stan Pines permits you to have one (1) toffee peanut.

Only one, though. 

Sat Oct 5 '24 Announcement
over 1 year ago – Sat, Oct 05, 2024 at 01:04:08 PM

NOT CANON AND NOT AUTHORISED BY DISNEY!

The end of September. Studio Bad Egg HQ. A perfect picture of house-plant-laden coziness. A center of comfort, creativity and care… 

It couldn’t be more peaceful. Fall was approaching, a perfect time to relax after a particularly boisterous year. After all, Studio Bad Egg were still recovering from a bizarre run-in with a Cipher Cult. Those guys were crazy. 

Ah yes. A time for a nice iced latte, feet up, head back… 

Bliss. 

Sadly, that tranquility swiftly comes to an end today. Chaos erupts. A glowing portal, suspiciously triangular, bursts into the studio. ITA bags fly! Pins embed themselves in the wall like bullets! A strange smell of pine needles, boiling oceans and lily pads fills the air. It’s a pungent, all-encompassing odour that’s utterly otherworldly to the less-than-magical lands of LA - and it there’s one thing that couldn’t be more clear?

These new arrivals are most definitely from outta town. 

Three separate families, from three separate worlds, have found themselves face to face with Richmond Parakhen, Kyri45 and Jean Carvajal. Witches and frogs, twins and titans, freshly spat out by an interdimensional junction that no mere mortal should ever pass. They’re confused, they’re scared, they’ve got an interdimensional tummy ache… and it’s all the work of a common enemy. 

A cacophonic laughter rings out around the confused crowd - mocking, sneering, and high-pitched. 

Ford Pines, interdimensional traveller and jelly bean aficionado, snarls as, in that fluttering, glowing, pulsating light of interdimensional chaos, a familiar - and terribly triangular - silhouette appears. 

With a single, glowing, hate-filled eye. 

This chaos, this misdirection, this fear and confusion - it’s all the work of Bill Cipher - emboldened as he is by a New York Times bestseller and the Cipher Cult Collection. While he’s still stranded in the dull, sad shadows of Theraprism, he’s managed to take advantage of a single multiversal thread opened by the cult - and in the process unwound the barriers that separate these three realities!

There’s only one answer. It’s time for every one of our animated heroes to come together - and see off that dapperly-dressed evil once and for all. This is the BYEEE collection, Studio Bad Egg’s big send-off, developed in tribute to the pop-culture-defining trio of Dana Terrace, Matt Braly, and Alex Hirsch. In this explosive merging of worlds, we say goodbye to the family of shows that have inspired us from day one with a huge, unofficial merchandise campaign the likes of which you’ve never seen before!

That’s right, this fan merch Kickstarter is dedicated to The Owl House, Amphibia and Gravity Falls - finally meeting and rubbing shoulders after years of staring at each other from across TV schedules. This enormous cult fan merch campaign embodies the spirit of love, acceptance and wonder that each series represents - and passes that timeless message onto you from us, as we bid farewell and move onto pastures new. 

Designed and illustrated by the legendary Kyri45, and conceived by Studio Bad Egg’s Richmond Parakhen, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see three much-loved realms merge in the crossover event of the century.

This is a completely fan-created collection, with absolutely no involvement from major animation studios. That’s why we managed to produce products so much cooler than official stores and outlets!

As a result, we hope we don’t have to say this, but - THIS IS NOT CANON! Promise!!