Fri Dec 6 '24 Announcement
over 1 year ago – Fri, Dec 06, 2024 at 04:17:55 PM

Hey all! We’re back again, and we’re leading with the most important things we can. We’ve only got a whisker over two weeks left of Backerkit and we want to make sure you all secure your orders sooner rather than later!

Fill in Your Surveys!

Please fill in your Backerkit surveys, even if you’re not adding other items. This is essential for us to double-check your address and get all of the details right. If you don’t fill in your survey, you won’t receive your items! 

We’re currently waiting for a whopping 872 surveys! If you can’t find your Backerkit email, simply click HERE and enter the email address you used for your IndieGoGo pledge.

If there’s a problem, please email support(at)backerkit(dot)com, where our partners at Backerkit will be able to help you out.

Our Refund Policy

As we’ve highlighted repeatedly, and as laid out in our FAQs and IndieGoGo’s Terms of Service upon campaign launch, we generally cannot facilitate refunds on your pledge once the campaign ends. The money we receive from IndieGoGo is sent directly to our manufacturers so they can get to work on your items.

If yours is an exceptional situation (and not just cold feet!) please email contact(at)studiobadegg(dot)com and we’ll try to review - but we can’t make any promises. We would consider an exceptional situation to be true economic hardship, change in circumstances or similar - which leads us to our next point…

I’m a little amazed we have to say this, honestly, but please do not try to defraud us by claiming you have been the victim of a stolen card, that you didn’t pledge on the campaign or that your dog trampled on your keyboard. We've heard some crazy excuses over the past couple of weeks!

Pledging on IndieGoGo is a multi-step process and there are very few credit card thieves who decide to buy merchandise for a Disney TV series on a crowdfunding campaign that doesn't ship until July 2025. IndieGoGo’s process for this is clear and secure, and you’re doing little more than wasting both your time and ours. Please treat all parties - including yourself - with a little more respect!

Don't Call us on Our Personal Phone Numbers!

Come on, guys. Really? Please don’t ring the personal cells of anybody affiliated with Studio Bad Egg or Found Home LLC, regardless of the circumstances. We don’t have a helpline, we’re not equipped for phone calls and, frankly, it’s kinda bizarre that you’d ring the personal cell of some guy in California you’ve never met. Please, if you have a genuine problem, email us.

We get that it takes a while, and we're sorry, but there's no excuse for quite literally hunting down our cells and calling us out of the blue!

If You've Already Emailed

Please don’t repeatedly send the same email! We’re working on it every day, but there are a lot of you and the more you resend an email, the more you’re forcing it down the queue. The vast majority of issues at this stage of the campaign can be dealt with via Backerkit support - that’s support(at)backerkit(dot)com. They can reopen your surveys, add products, fix mistakes in your surveys and more, and have far more staff than we do!

We’re working on getting someone to help us out with emails - hopefully, you should see the results of that soon. 

Alright, all that’s done… now what?

Render Updates!

Our amazing 3D artist Kelly is finishing off Mar-Mar, but don’t you fret. McGucket is here to excite the senses, banjo raised and racoon wife ready to pounce. We’re super pleased with how beautifully Kelly has translated the amazing artwork by Kyri45, and we think you’ll agree that he’s absolutely fabulous.

For more views of him, check out our Instagram feed - @Studiobadegg! 

Samples!

As promised, we’re going full pelt on sampling right now. Strap yourselves in - pictures are flooding in from our manufacturers, who are all working hard to bring our designs to life. Let’s kick off with the Pyra-pins.

This is only the first bit of machining but it really does capture the crazy scale we’re working at and just how much is packed into every single pin. We’re super, super proud of these concepts and we’re sure the HUNDREDS of you who backed for these are super excited to see ‘em!

Once these pin casts are finalised and aligned, every single little pocket will be filled up with layer after layer of enamel, superheated, then buffed into a smooth finish - creating a smooth and durable pin that’s going to be utterly huge. Phwoar!

That’s not all, though. While the largest and most complex pins are still having their castings finalised the others are being perfected! Look at all of the gorgeous detail in The Best Decision pin, the utterly demented, dapper delights of the Cipher Shack pin - it’s all coming together. 

Wait, what’s this Proto-Amphibia pin doing here? Didn’t the rat cancel that?

No comment. 

We’ve also got the first sight of the B-RAT keychain. Antique gold was definitely the right decision here - picks out all of the lovely details and captures the little bugger at his best. By which we mean worst. We’ve also got confirmation he’s pretty hefty. Probably from all of that gold-clamouring.

But that’s not all - oh no! We’ve got a Hunkle comin’ ta town! He’s not quite perfect yet - the burn on his shoulderblade was missed during assembly, but it is in the colour spec and will be corrected. We’re also gonna darken his hair. Stan might be grey but he won’t let us render him THAT grey. 

Meanwhile, Hooty’s looking fabulous. Look at his gorgeous face. No wonder he trusted his ability to seduce Bill into friendship. Please note his faces aren’t magnetised at this stage of production - it’s strictly a mould test. He’ll be lovely and magnetic when he’s finalised, and won’t have the obvious seam between his segments.

Ever wondered how much goes into a Frobo?

Oh. Oh, that much. 

Frobo is our most complex figure ever, and we’re naturally expecting a few changes to be required, but we have to say he’s already looking pretty grand. It also means we get to see the long-awaited appearance of SOOS CAR!

Note that we don't have the stock Frobo head yet - we usually start with the more complex stuff, and the printed details, such as the McGucket Industries label, usually come later.

Meanwhile, work is underway on the next Ford sample, and the other pieces we’ve finalised. Stay tuned - we’re making incredible headway and might even be a little bit ahead of schedule!

IN CONCLUSION...

Get your surveys in, get your McGuckets, stay tuned for more, and remember not to do silly things like trying to claim your dog ordered a Ford Pines figurine. Okay, thank you! Byeee!

Get your Backerkit survey or preorder an item today!

Mon Nov 18 '24 Announcement
over 1 year ago – Mon, Nov 18, 2024 at 05:48:13 PM

It’s time! We’ve now opened up the legendary realms of Backerkit, and if you’ve backed the campaign, you will have received a survey. This enables you to finalise your address, pick any further items, swap pledges and more, and gives you the ability to purchase some rare Studio Bad Egg goodies from campaigns past - such as the legendary Cipher Cult Collection and our Showstopping Owl House crowdfunders!

This is also where you can pickup our final additions to the collection - the mighty KAIJU BELOS and, of course, FIDDLEFORD HADRON MCGUCKET - brought to life in vinyl for the first time.

These surveys are important - please don’t skip them! Having your information locked in and your purchases finalised gives us that one last chance to make sure everything is hunky-dory and that you’re happy with your pre-orders, as well as informing our clever little system how many of each item we need to purchase. 

If you’ve got questions, we’ve got answers - here are some of the most common queries we’ve heard:

What’s Backerkit?

Backerkit is our regular partner for post-campaign stuff. It sends out surveys to backers so you can finalise your orders, finalise your addresses and add any further items you want (without paying double shipping or having to mess around with perk links.)

However, more importantly for those who wanted to back or didn’t have cash during the campaign, it turns our crowdfunder into an on-demand pre-order store, which allows anybody to buy items from the campaign.

How long will Backerkit run for?

We’re running Backerkit until December 22nd - an extension of two weeks, by popular demand! 

I don’t have / I can’t find my survey!

No worries. Enter the email you used for your IndieGoGo account on this link, and it’ll load up your survey for you to fill!

https://byeee-multiverse-collection.backerkit.com/

Not all of my pledges are in my survey!

If you’ve made multiple pledges, you might find you have multiple surveys. Please make sure you fill them all in and, to keep things simpler for you, don’t add anything new until your final survey.

If something is still missing, you can reach out to Backerkit with your survey number to support(at)backerkit(dot)com - 99% of the time, they’ll be able to fix it - the final 1% they’ll hand over to us! 

Will Backerkit items get sent out at the same time?

If you’re already a backer, your items will still be aiming for a July 2025 arrival date.

If you’ve not backed the IndieGoGo campaign and are solely ordering via Backerkit, your items will be arriving in August 2025. This is our ‘last wave’ of items.

What, am I being charged again?

No. Please make sure you’re reading the instructions thoroughly! If you fill in your survey correctly, you won’t be charged a penny - unless, of course, you’re adding additional items to your basket. 

Can I get a refund?

As laid out in our FAQs and IndieGoGo’s Terms of Service upon campaign launch, we generally cannot facilitate refunds on your pledge once the campaign ends. The money we receive from IndieGoGo is sent directly to our manufacturers so they can get to work on your items.

If yours is an exceptional situation (and not just cold feet!) please email contact(at)studiobadegg(dot)com and we’ll try to review - but we can’t make any promises.

What if I need to modify my address later on?

We’re ready and waiting to help with any address changes post-Backerkit, and will be able to facilitate these as late as June 2025. Please make sure you contact us as soon as you’re certain of your new shipping address, and we’ll get on it as soon as we can!

Mon Oct 28 '24 Announcement
over 1 year ago – Mon, Oct 28, 2024 at 02:41:32 PM

It’s all over. The dust has fallen. A single top hat rolls across the proverbial battlefield....

We’ve just seen through one of IndieGoGo’s most successful campaigns of 2024, and that’s genuinely no small feat. Amongst seas of tech projects and folding bicycles and gadgets, you guys have chosen to pledge to support an independent business producing fan merchandise for three of our favourite cartoons. 

That means the world to us. We haven’t only designed things for you - we’ve designed things because we want to see them brought to life, we wanted an opportunity to tell a fun little story, and we wanted to see something super cool that you simply can’t get anywhere else - offering you that chance to bring your favourite cartoon heroes into something tangible and grounding. 

And here we are. 

While it’s not been plain sailing - thanks to corporate monsters and platform failures - we’re immensely proud to see such a big number and see just how many hundreds of you are going to be receiving our incredible collectables in July 2025. 

We’re so, so thankful to all of you for your passion, your love for these characters and - of course - your support for us. It’s genuinely so exciting to know we’re bringing over 8,000 animation collectables into the world. That’s how many items from the campaign we’ve sold. Isn’t that crazy?!

Now that it’s all over, the real fun begins!

The campaign is closed? What about InDemand?

The campaign is indeed now closed to pledges. Our original intention was to run the campaign on InDemand, but IndieGoGo has proven… ‘difficult’. From day one we’ve been navigating around the website’s foibles and having to do a lot of convoluted stuff (like tons of emails) to make it work. 

It’s become very clear that to offer the most accessible, easy-to-use option for people to finalise their orders, addresses, and add more items without paying extreme shipping fees, we’re going to need a little help - so we’re moving to our friends at Backerkit. 

What’s Backerkit?

Backerkit is our regular partner for post-campaign stuff. It sends out surveys to backers so you can finalise your orders, finalise your addresses and add any further items you want (without paying double shipping or having to mess around with perk links.)

However, more importantly for those who wanted to back or didn’t have cash during the campaign, it turns our crowdfunder into an on-demand pre-order store, which allows anybody to buy items from the campaign. 

Do I need to do anything?

Just keep an eye on your emails! We'll let you know when everything's ready. Until then, take a breather and put your feet up - you've earned it!

How long will this take?

We need to wait for IndieGoGo to hand us the money so we can get everything organised with Backerkit. This usually takes about two weeks - so you’ve plenty of time to scrape your cash together and get ready!

How long will Backerkit run for?

We’re expecting to run Backerkit for a month. 

Will Backerkit items get sent out at the same time?

If you’re already a backer, your items will still be aiming for a July 2025 arrival date.

If you’ve not backed on the IndieGoGo campaign, your items will be arriving in August 2025. This is our ‘last wave’ of items. 

What’s this I hear about new figures?

You guys completely blew us away on our last day of the campaign, and our poor artists couldn’t keep up. So when Backerkit launches, we’ll be introducing two further stretch goals. This is a super exciting duo that we know many will be very excited for. 

We’re going to be introducing the hambone king and legendary engineer, Fiddleford Hadron McGucket (in his first EVER vinyl figure!) and a particularly intimidating version of Emperor Belos - who we’re introducing as none other than Kaiju Belos. 

We’re working on these designs now and they’re making amazing progress!

What else will be on Backerkit?

All items from the campaign will be live and available, along with some of our backstock of The Owl House and Gravity Falls collectables. We’ve been listening to your requests for certain items and we’re pretty sure we’ve got the most popular ones written down!

What if I need to modify my address later on?

We’re ready and waiting to help with any address changes post-Backerkit, and will be able to facilitate these as late as June 2025. Please make sure you contact us as soon as you’re certain of your new shipping address, and we’ll get on it as soon as we can!

And what’s happening now?

Our utterly amazing 3D artist, Kelly, is getting the renders done for every single item in the campaign, which we’ll be revealing over the next couple of weeks in the lead-up to Backerkit. We’re also going to be finalising designs according to feedback, so remember to keep giving us your thoughts as we go!

—

Once again, we really can’t thank you enough. Whether you’ve ordered six of everything, just got a keychain, or simply posted fanart for our silly storyline on Twitter, we’ve been amazed by your enthusiasm. You’ve made our final campaign an utterly enormous success, and we think this is the best send-off Studio Bad Egg could ever hope for. 

We totally get you might have some further questions - please keep posting them on the campaign page! I’ll try my best to get through as many as I can. Do be patient though, I’m only one guy!

We’ll be updating you all with every significant update along the way right here, so please make sure you’re receiving our emails, and keep checking in. There are a lot of components to this campaign and we’re very eager to make sure you know exactly where we are at all times.

Much love,

Studio Bad Egg

Sat Oct 26 '24 Announcement
over 1 year ago – Sat, Oct 26, 2024 at 07:04:17 PM

Bill’s bruised eye finally opened, blearily. His head - although, let’s be fair, he was 99% ‘head’ - was still lost in a sickening Wurlitzer of confusion, dizziness and robot-induced migraine. What he saw his targets doing made every inch of him run cold. 

Every single one of them had assembled on a giant, adapted Cipher wheel - drawn hurriedly onto the floor. It had meant throwing half of Richmond’s furniture around, and the sofa was positively ruined, but it seemed that Studio Bad Egg was now serving a higher purpose. 

“Do you just carry a chalk marker in your pocket?” Luz murmured as Ford drew out the circle. 

“It’s actually a salt marker,” Ford replied, not even glancing up from his task. “When you’ve dealt with as many incantations and summoning circles as I have, it becomes a necessity.” 

“I spent my thirties chasin’ chicks and bein’ chased by cops, this guy spent his thirties summonin’ demons and talkin’ to some sorta cyclops geometric shape with separation anxiety.” Stan sniffed indignantly, as if being chased by cops or chasing chicks was in any way an honorable pursuit. 

“That’s really reductive,” Ford murmured, finishing off the enormous de-summoning circle. “Right. Let’s do this.” 

Anne took in the baffling display. An enormous dartboard design, with a symbol of each of the misled souls currently crammed into the little studio. “Dude, we have symbols now?”

“I may have taken a few artistic liberties. Now come, everybody join in - hold hands.” 

“I don’t have any hands, hoot-hoot!” 

“I’m afraid you’ll have to stand aside, uh…Owl tube.” 

“Can I eat the triangle now?”

“No. Just stand aside.”

“I’ll keep you company, hoot!” Came the chipper reply, as Hooty rested his head on Ford’s shoulder to oversee proceedings. Ford had come upon a lot of things in his life, but the sensation of a high-pitched worm-demon with a cutesy owl face resting on his shoulder was uniquely unpleasant. 

But in the name of the greater good… he allowed it. Begrudgingly. 

Slowly, reluctantly - and gingerly, thanks to their disbelief… every one of them linked hands. Sasha even held hands with Mabel, and that girl’s hands were sticky as hell with some kinda strawberry-scented sugar residue. She had no idea what ‘Mabel Juice’ was and with a name like that, she really didn’t want to know. 

“Okay, we’ve all got the script?” 

Dipper distributed it accordingly, popping little pieces of paper into every member of the crew’s hands. And to Hooty, who promptly swallowed it as further evidence he shouldn’t be allowed to take part in any organised effort. 

The delirious Bill shakily stood to his feet, a slab falling from his exoskeleton and clattering to the floor. He held his head with a groan and quickly realised what was happening. 

“WAIT. WAIT! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!”

He scrambled to the portal as fast as he could - though it was, in this instance, more of a dazed stagger. He immediately grabbed for the one closest to the rapidly weakening portal ahead of him - which, unlucky for him, was Polly. 

Frobo kicked into life immediately - and despite his instructions not to, his protection of Polly more or less sat above every priority on the planet. His two vialed battery packs hissed into life, turbines wound, hydraulics whistled…

“P O L L Y .” 

C R U N C H !

The protective strike was even harder than the one that had nearly sent Bill through the wall of his cell - and was struck in such a way that it threatened to disassemble every one of his molecules. Bill was sent flying skyward, his exoskeleton cracking and shattering like fine china.

The impact flashed with a brilliant blue light. The portal fizzed and crackled aggressively, whirling like a Catherine wheel with ever-increasing progression. 

“Dear God,” Ford murmured. “EVERYBODY! NOW!”

Every one of them - Eda, Luz, Lilith, Stan, Ford, Dipper, Mabel, Wendy, McGucket, Soos, Marcy, Sasha, Anne, Hop Pop and Polly all recited at the top of their lungs… (and only stumbled a little bit. Reverse text is kinda hard to read, y’know?)

 L - T - O - L - O - X - A

Dluow eh dias eh kcab emac eh

Doog oot tsuj sgninrub kniht ew

Lla su yas os rewop eht ekove

Llat dnats esrevitlum eht tel!

The entire circle began to light. It throbbed under their feet, crackling and buzzing like the golden shell that had once protected Bill Cipher. The noise became unbelievable. Every piece of glass in Bad Egg HQ shattered into pieces. Every mug in Hop-Pop’s precious cupboard burst into shrapnel.

They each felt themselves rising off of the ground, yelping in surprise and flailing as they tried to catch their balance in an invisible wave of what could only be described as pure energy. 

Then, they fell back to the floor. 

Silence took over. A pregnant pause that throbbed in the ears almost as heavily as the invisible waves of pure, multidimensional energy that had surrounded them. It was as if every single being on the planet had frozen in time, waiting to see what would happen. 

Nobody could have quite predicted what would happen next. 

A giant, glimmering, almost glittering pink amphibious foot - with webbed toes - slammed down into Bill Cipher’s cell, and roamed the concrete floor awkwardly - until it came upon the now practically desiccated demon that sat in the centre. 

It was followed by a black, near-visionless, beady eye - attached to an equally gargantuan, smooth, expressionless head, racked with bright red gills that seemed to flow and eminent eternally, giving glimpses into lands unknown and undiscovered. 

It was none other than the Big Frilly himself. A beast of such eternal burden, of eternal knowledge, and eternal ends - unbridled by tank and shore.

His voice echoed through the room, a soft, velvet tone that felt grand and all-knowing while remaining inimitably naive and genteel. The voice of an all-seer that could, by irony of his form, see relatively little. 

Perhaps most notable of all, though, it was a voice that spoke almost exclusively in rhyme.

Such a shame,
I was quite sure,
Bill Cipher’s treatment would endure,
I thought we'd made such progress, too.
I guess that simply wasn't true...

Bill, my silly evil friend,
You've earned yourself a sticky end.
All this chance to make things right,
And yet you refuse to see the light.

I’ll take you to another room,
And secure your shards into a tomb.
Three-thousand-odd fragments left behind,
The remnants of your broken mind.

Every one of these pieces,
Will remain when this story ceases,
Locked within eternal air...
A sarcophagus will hold them there. 

Each hero can take a fragment home,
Within their prison, they shan’t roam.
A punishment for Bill’s great misdeeds…
A patient that shall not be freed.

You all must now return to your lands,
And free yourself from Cipher’s Hands.
But I hope before you all take flight,
You remember that it’s always right…

…To work together, worlds of three,
Titans, Family and Fighters, you see,
The power within you all, my friends,
Is what brought this chaos to an end.

With a flash of light, the hand took away Bill’s dazed body - and that terrible fizzing portal into Theraprism’s depressing fauxcrete box slammed shut. A miniature sarcophagus appeared at everyone’s feet - each one containing a swarming speckle of their adversary, silently cursing and swearing from within his eternal chamber. 

“Welp, that was terrifying!” Stan murmured in disbelief, taking into account the fact he’d basically seen the head newt of the universe. “What, do we make a church for this guy?”

“I feel like everything in the world has changed…without actually affecting the Boiling Isles,” Eda murmured. She clutched Luz’s shoulder as she stared, contemplatively, at the whispering remains of what had once been a portal into an interdimensional asylum. 

Mabel was innocent to the existential crises that the scene had manifested and was preoccupied with shaking her sarcophagus with brutal glee. “I’m gonna put mine in Waddles’ litterbox!” 

Hooty swallowed his whole before he even contemplated the fact it was a living demon in a block of resin. Luz’s eyes shrank to pindots, but she figured it best not to say anything. 

Stable portals to each of our heroes’ realms opened up, peacefully humming and offering their route back to the places in which they belonged. These were night and day compared to the rips in space-time that had brought them there.

They felt homey. Inviting. A warm, soft slow from each of them. A reminder that they all had a place of belonging - that had, thankfully, remained quite untouched by the reality-bending misadventure.

It was hard, all the same, not to feel emotional at the fact the endeavour - as exhausting, bizarre and scary as it had been - ending. 

They all exchanged a glance and smiled. While crossing paths may have been a headache - and each of the worlds had their differences - it was hard to deny they had the same heroism, spirit of adventure and sheer heart in common. 

“That was totally awesome!” Marcy shouted excitedly, before almost slipping on the salt that surrounded them on the floor as she bounded to celebrate with the cast of misfits she had crossed by sheer chance. 

“You guys are the best!” Luz squealed, making an effort to hug every single one of them. Even the frog who smelt like mothballs. 

“Guys? Guys! Can somebody get me off of this old guy’s back already?!”

Everybody exchanged a glance, only to realise that Stanford Pines still had a bright pink frog strapped to his back. Once the exchange had been completed, heads had been counted and everybody had gingerly pocketed their weird little encapsulated Bill Cipher, it was time to go. 

Hugs were exchanged. The odd little tear was shed. Friendly punches on the arm were exchanged. Weapons admired and photographs taken.

And finally, with a deep breath…

Every single one of these most fabulous of heroes stepped back through their portals…

“You know, guys…this would be an awesome comic book.”

“Marcy, I love ya…but nobody would buy that.”

The portals closed up, never again to open - and at last, the Bad Egg Studio fell silent. Bill Cipher had returned to solitary confinement, a thousand remnants, teeming inside ritualistic boxes, left behind.

Richmond looked around and groaned, holding his forehead as he took in the broken glassware, the shattered mugs, the discarded furniture and the scattered salt on the floor. 

With a deep sigh, he picked up the dustpan and brush, and got to work.

No more.

No more cartoons, for a very long time. 

~ FIN ~

Written by Jordan 'Grunkle Jam' Mooney
Conceived by Richmond Parakhen
Based upon figure concepts designed by Kyri45
Most definitely not canon!

Wed Oct 23 '24 Announcement
over 1 year ago – Wed, Oct 23, 2024 at 11:56:53 AM

As promised, we're hard at work progressing the collection behind the scenes, and we've just got our first render of Brass Tacks Stan! This is the very first 3D capture of our beloved Grunkle, and while a few changes are required, we're sure you'll agree he's already looking incredible

So, what's going to change?

We can see clearly now the rain is gone...
We're going to be reworking Stan's glasses to be more accurate to his series design - we should have seen this coming really, as lineart and 'actually this is just a black frame' is always a little difficult to communicate with 3D renders. This will also make the arms of his specs much less intrusive on the lenses and frame his stubble more accurately to the show.

Who gave him toothpaste?
Stan doesn't have shiny white gnashers. Very important to get that natural Grunkle-Stank, even in his own image. Fans will know we're working off of Stan's fantasy of himself in Land Before Swine so we're using this as a basis throughout!

Stan, your tattoo is leaking.
There's a couple of texture errors on his torso, particularly on those GLISTENING ABS. This is super rudimentary and will not be present on the finished figure, so don't worry. We're working on tight deadlines and none more so than our amazing independent art team.

What's staying the same?

G I R T H
Remember - Stanley is a full 8" tall, and is going to be one broad-shouldered fella. We plan to keep those glistening, adonis-esque proportions so he's perfectly in scale with his dorky brother.

What's next?

Now we've got a full view of how Stan will look, we can finalise his design. The changes we need for him are incredibly minor and don't include any complicated things like Infinity Mirrors and totally-not-real-portals-to-other-dimensions, so we expect this to be a pretty smooth journey to completion.

Never say never, though. Plenty can happen once these babies hit the factory, and we'll be sure to update you of any further changes.

Our amazing 3D Modeller Kelly is being pushed to the limits and we hope you're all as in love with her work as we are. We can't wait to see this man stand before us in the flesh.

...And it's a lot of flesh.

Remember, Brass Tacks Stan is available NOW to preorder, but you only have a few more days to pick him up! At $180USD, we're content he's plenty of man for your money.

...And what a man.